Sentient pile Of goo

thespongebobsquarepantsmovie:

LOL Im Your Only Friend Im Not Your Only Friend But Im A Little Glowing Friend But Really Im Not Actually Your Friend But I Am

(via sabertoothwalrus)

thestuffedalligator:

I’m not an expert, I know nothing about ornithology or biology or zoology or wildlife science or animal behaviours or animal intelligence, but sometimes I think about the fact that birdwatchers in Toronto observed a raven learn how to mimic crow calls, make a nest with a crow and raise a pair of crow-raven hybrids the birdwatchers referred to as cravens and I just think. That’s gotta be love, baby.

(via owlmylove)

reversewerewolf:

sleepy-bebby:

Scromch and Scrungle

(via legovasavouchi)

aahsoka:

‘bread is bad for you’ ‘rice is bad for you’ sorry im not subscribing to the idea that staple grains that have been integral to cultures for centuries are evil. i love you carbs

(via sourcedecay)

kommunarde:

the soft animal of my body loves violence and destruction. sorry

(via sourcedecay)

charlottan:

neoliberal woody guthrie i hope this machine doesnt kill anybody

(via benignhumor)

trekheritageposts:

cursedtrekedits:

spocksjuul:

star trek tos au where all the uniform boots look like this

star trek heritage post (February 5th, 2021)

(via asingularcanadian)

lmaonade:

we have got to regulate sourness claims on candy. these companies can not keep saying their shit is EXTREMELY SOUR just for it to taste like a newborn sourpatch kid. despicable

(via asingularcanadian)

aropride:

(via pinetreewannabe)

dixiedeadshake:

Consider the conch. Won’t you?